So I just got off the phone with NYS Unemployment because right now I’ve got some medical fish to fry and ‘working’ in the traditional sense isnt working for me. So I’m applying for Medicaid – which requires you to apply for Unemployment ( for which I didn’t know I was eligable since one of the 1st qualifying questions is “Can you start work immediately?” to which my answer is…”No.” ). So low and behold I actually DO qualify for UnEm Benefits. I refuse to call them bennies… I just won’t so don’t ask. Also, cucumbers are not ‘cukes’, frozen yogurt is not ‘fro-yo’ and ‘mani-pedis’ (while fabulous) should be referred to as manicure/pedicure… More tomorrow.